Wednesday night brought a pretty funny hashtag on Twitter: #TeaPartyPickupLines. Here are some of the best:
- Wanna perform some harsh interrogation techniques on me? #TeapartyPickupLines
- Tax cuts make me last longer #teapartypickuplines
- I’m sorry baby. I’ve been flying at half-mast since the inauguration. #teapartypickuplines
- The surge works. Wanna see? #teapartypickuplines #p2
- #teapartypickuplines Hey baby, if we don’t go out tonight, the terrorists win.
- my national security team has detected an insurgency in your pants #TeapartyPickupLines
- “I wanna whisper sweet anti-immigrant, homophobic, racist, xenophobic nothings into your ear.” #TeaPartyPickUpLines
- I’d love to see you spread your wealth #TeaPartyPickUpLines
- You’re Methodist? I love exotic women. #TeapartyPickupLines
- Burned any good books lately? #TeaPartyPickupLines
- Meet me in the Minneapolis airport bathroom #teapartypickuplines
- Just looking at you makes me reconsider the Stupak Amendment. #TeaPartyPickupLines
- This one time… at church camp…. #TeaPartyPickupLines
- Lets play Senate! I’ll be Lieberman you be the public option and I’ll screw you #TeaPartyPickupLines
- I’ve been known to filibuster for HOURS. #TeapartyPickupLines
- There’s a Tea Party in my pants and Fox News will overestimate its size. #TeaPartyPickupLines
- Would you like to occupy me? #TeapartyPickupLines
- Lets play Senate! I’ll be Lieberman you be the public option and I’ll screw you #TeaPartyPickupLines
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